UPDATENOTE: SUPER SPACE PIRATE KITTY JAZZ-CHAN HERE! ALRIGHTY! NOW THAT I'VE OBTAINED 50+ SCALLYWAGS TO MAN MY SHIP LOOKSLIKEAHOTDOG, I'LL START MAKIN THE PIC! So, please give me a link to what you would like to look like

NOTE:You can be added to the 50+ waitlist- after the next 20 lackeys, i'm going to make another pic with those 20 (because this fifty one is gonna kill me, hehe). What I've decided to do is make a pic of 50 chibi lackeys because for the most part it was a tie between making a pic where everyone reacts with each other and making a chibi version of everyone...COMBINED IT WILL MAKE ME COMPLETELY INSANE, BUT I'm gonna do it!

ALSO - has begun her search for "lecherous girls" ^_~ if you want in on the challenge go here: -70445898 , [link] , [link] , ht[link]

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* Pinky: Gee, Brain, what are we going to do tonight?
Brain: The same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!
Pinky: Narf! *...

**ATTENTION ALL HUMANS (and other lifeforms)!!!**

I am now currently recruiting lackeys for World Domination!

LOOK AT THIS PIC! IT STARTED IT ALL! --> [link]

Yah! You in the back! you heard me!!! What? You think it's a joke? *VOIP*

NO, NO, IT'S NO JOKE! I am looking for people to follow me in what I believe to be the greatest uprising of all time!

Yes, there WILL be ART! There WILL be cookies! AND...AND!! COOKIES, DAMNIT!! COME GET YOUR COOKIES! -_-*ahem*

I WILL RULE YOU ALLLL WITH AN IRON FIST!!!

So, if you will be my lackey, then you we be called upon to make an appearance in my future projects (comics/art relating to my world domination)!!! If you DON'T, then Doom shall be reigned upon your squishy little heart!

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CURRENT STATUS: Lackeys for teh winzorz!
+ descriptions & References to your characters...send yours in note form TODAY

1) !Stevejanes "World domination!!! I'll be your lackey!" "Oh if you need to know how to draw me, you can draw me as I appear in Weekly STVO. Maybe you can go by that picture of me in the burger king crown (I'm going to make a new ID soon, so it'll be up soon enough for reference.)"
2) ~Kittychan2005 "INSANE yet cute lackey!"-->[link] . GETS THE KANGAROOS!!! and I think kitty ninjas too. "Now you know what I want to wear, I can't do the evil look all to well so I do the evil CUTE look! BUT I have pale skin in real life and so would like that in my lackey self pic =3 Eyes= light brown, Hair= Brown. OH and I always have a flying beeping fuzzball with me and sometimes a Ninja kitty will show himself/herself too." Refs: [link] , [link] [link] , [link] , [link]
and mabye a kangaroo too XD (if that can be done =3)"
3) ~Ecchi-King "SWEET!! world domination!!! i will serve you and do your bidding ^^"
4) !KawaiiNekoGirl "I wanna be your lackey! >:3 Nyahahah xD Awesome" - you shall be my 'strange laugh' lackey! [link]
5) ~Lamontraccoon (Has informed me through text message that he "Wants his own state"! Since when do lackeys give orders, lol...but since i'm about the nicest Egotistical Nazi you'll evah meet, ho-kay, you win! ^_~)
6) *DarkPiro My catboy who adores me and I always run away from! Yay!*runs away*
7) ~Skitera OWNS ITALY "cause there are hot doods there".
8) ~spaztic-demon - wants ta be a pirate! & wants a replica of the Black Pearl! - What say I? --IT'S AS GOOD AS DONE! but don't be surprised if you have a few fights with Super Space Pirate Kitty Jazz-chan, ya scallywag! REF: [link]
9) ~sakuragaoka "I wanna create a CuteLand. ;o;"
10) "=O I'll be your lackey! Pick me pick me!!! *jumps up and down* I'll follow you to hell and back! ^^" - My Shadow, lol.
11) ~BlackMage-Yuna "YES MA'AM~!
may i say you're kind of scaring me."
12) *JupiterBlossem - "I would like to". [link]
13) ~living-on-a-cloud - Owns Australia!!! Those were her conditions, and I have met them. -- "giv u permission to make up what i look like. BUT, i would please like to be wearing a pair of 3 quarter jeans and a yellow singlet top. and hav green eyes and shoulder length brown hair. i feel like i'm demanding, and i shouldn't. and btw, unless i have glasses i'll be an almost blind lackey who owns Australia. and i personally would like to be able to see my beautiful Australia. lol. i feel like an idiot!"
14) ~Zaratulah - Totally Tubular D ^_~ [link]
15) *NiminiEXE - She has an AWESOME character!
16) ~LadyKenora
17) `catboyry Wants a cool car! (ferari, lol). devcatboyry:-- "qweeeee...i guess i look a little like my devID...^____^ neko w/ ligthsaber n all...but u can design the clothes ^____^ ...actually i dont care what i look like so long as im a neko ^______^"
18) ~Ceruse - wants her cookies and a good dental and insurance plan (need to make one up...)
19)*mystique-yami - "Sugoi!" [link] .
20) ~MegamiZuuchi -
21) ~D4RK-NINJ4 - she's goin to recruit more ninjas on DA!!!
22) ~sono - Ahhh! "ME AND MY DRUNKEN BOXING PANDA!! O-O And in return for the help of the fluffy dragon pirate and the drunken boxing panda... We want unlimited foo dfrom the Teriyaki Boy across the street, Rhett Miller, and for fluffy hyena-dragons to roam free!! FREE THE EEN!!
23) ~tsukkido "ooh- i think i'll help dominate and capture all sexgirls and nekos, and take them to my lair to be brainwashed- creating an army of soldiers of mass destruction." --> HER PROJECT BEGINS! JOIN HER: [link] . REFS: [link] . & [link] .
24) ~ashtona777 - Whipping boy!
25) ~kaleana- Official Cook and owns half of Canada (Manitoba, Ontario, Quebec, Nova Scotia, New Brunswick, PEI, Newfoundland. the Eastern side, no territories included.)
26)
27) - woot! we have a doctor in the hizzouse!
28) - Just the Muskoka area in Ontario (canada) is all I need. And I come as an ambassador between the half-ghost comunity! I hold some value I believe.
29) - whee!! australia and 1/4 of japan... or 1/8 of japan.
30) - cookies for you ooooo!!!;D

31) - hooray! another one! ^;^
32) : - a monster man! [link]
33) "I spose I want New Guinea, and a harem of the finest toasty brown females and redheads."
34):iconxx -"vampiredollxxx:I would love to be one of yur lackeys im A taurus and i will be a dictator :3 "
35) - [link] . "Very well....you've curved my interests...if it is assitsance the jazz cat requires..I shall lend my help.... The sword for hire of doctorate degrees in psychosis has joined your party...er lookslikeahotdog ship"
36) "what the heck"
37) ^-^ - "can i have australia? pwease? i'm a scorpio what kind of cookies can they be the cookies with the stawberry jam?" (gotta share australia el o els).
in the center? i love those"
38) - I WANT COOKIES!!.....
I want to be part of the squishy doom! [link]
39) - [link]
40) - [link] [link]
41) [link]
[link]
42)
43)
WHEN I GET UP TO FIFTY I'M STOPPING FOR THIS PIC. You can still be my lackey, but you will be included on the next 50 person pic, lol. C:
44) [link]
45)
46) - [link]
47) - [link] , [link] , [link] .
48) - [link]
49) - [link]
50) - the last lackey for the 50 lackeys pic!!!!
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51) - her ref is on the poll page ^_^
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CURRENT ALLIES: A couple .

1) ~kahbn's Luciana([link] ) , Teh Rev Roach ( [link]), and Co. (?) As far as I know, Luciana is my sister ^__^! Awwww, isn't that cute! Two sisters bent on world domination! ~~
2) ~Gaurdian- He owns a hat that says Evil on it! How can I NOT join forces with this guy! PLUS! He's one of my bestest friends in real life.
3) ~LadyKenora - Biker-chicks rock ^__^
4) - A new Ally!
5) - "I would love to be your ally in your quest for world domination. All I ask is for a Dukedom over a small Caribbean or perhaps Pacific Island. Thank you."
6) - the best ally evah!
7)
8) ~pirate-kittie - hehe, looks like we have more than one thing in common!
9)
As you can clearly see, I've already accumulated enough of an army to wipe out an entire...BAG OF TAQUITOS!!!!! SO PHEAR ME!!! PHEAR ME GOOD!

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WHOA! LOOKS LIKE WE GOT SOME COMPETITION, GUYS!!!:
luckily, I know Kung-Fu! WAtahhh!

1) *NazagogHQ - DUDE! HE HAS HIS OWN CLUBBY THING!! --details: "ok so the Nazagog is a evil empire (by now) that is set on this other version of earth its the same like with the yanks UN bla bla bla but aslo its got antros and demon's and is run by this guy called the Decon. Anyhoo its sort of a battle of two evils with me being the greater of two evils. as for the Nazagog on DA you join you make a OC and I do you a story about him or her (or it) in the Nazagog world (all members of the Nazagog are called Numbers or No. there the top class and sort of the leaders of the gog)....hmmm....anymore details you can ask me but thats the jist of it
"

2) Nick(ex-boyfriend) and his girlfriend, Sarah! (Yes, they are in on it, too!) They have challenged me...as Nick has been known as The Master of All Space and Time (TM), I have been known as the Mistress of all Understanding and Knowledge (TM). This is going to be a battle of epic proportions! BE THERE! (art coming soon).

3) Teh Kev! (friend) Nuuu! ;_; I couldn't convince him otherwise!

Start of [teh kev] buffer: Mon Sep 04 12:39:12 2006
[12:12] Jazzcatnya: Yo, Kev!
[12:12] [teh kev]: Hey.
[12:12] Jazzcatnya: I humbly ask for your help in something.
[12:13] [teh kev]: what's up?
[12:14] Jazzcatnya: I am going to rule the world. I need mecha. --> please read: [link]
[12:15] Jazzcatnya: Will you be my assistant? (for all the techinical stuff, etc)?
[12:15] Jazzcatnya: There shall be fan art
[12:15] [teh kev]: World conquest?
[12:15] Jazzcatnya: YES.
[12:16] [teh kev]: Sigh.... You need to go about recruiting more subtly... Because now that I can rightfully regard you as a threat.... Well, only one person can conquer the world, and if it's not me, then it won't be ANYONE!!!!!!!!!!!
[12:18] Jazzcatnya: But...but...;_; I'll give you cookies! and a hug (you know I don't give hugs, lol)
[12:19] [teh kev]: Yeah, but I have a dental plan, health insurance, and all sorts of things to offer my lackeys. I do suggest you that you look into it. 401k plans are good too.
[12:19] [teh kev]: 401k plans are more reliable to get lackeys than cookies.
[12:19] Jazzcatnya: hmmmmm... I see.
[12:20] [teh kev]: Remember, it's more of a business to think about than it is conquest. In this day and age, you need to have all sorts of benefits for your underlings because they want fair treatment
[12:20] [teh kev]: It's not the same where I could rule out of fear alone.
[12:20] [teh kev]: /sigh
[12:21] Jazzcatnya: FINE! Competition it is! *pouts* hmph! Although, you know, my lackeys get to own states/countries etc ^^
[12:22] [teh kev]: I already have plans for them all as well. }
[12:22] Jazzcatnya: ! *le gasp*
[12:24] Jazzcatnya: But do you have...catgirls fighting on your side? Eh? Ehhh???
[12:24] Jazzcatnya: I think not
[12:24] [teh kev]: I have better than catgirls.
[12:24] [teh kev]: I have the entire furry population.
[12:24] [teh kev]: I have catgirls, catboys, puppies, wolves, skuns.
[12:24] [teh kev]: I have them all.
[12:24] Jazzcatnya: all the catgirls flock to me...well, not all furries are cute. I have my own catboy tho, lol
[12:25] [teh kev]: See, if you discriminate between the cute and non-cute ones
[12:25] [teh kev]: you lose the support of them all.
[12:25] [teh kev]: It's back to business/politics
[12:25] Jazzcatnya: naw, not all are meant to be cute ^^ The rest are "cool"
[12:25] [teh kev]: For instance, for every cute catgirl you have
[12:25] [teh kev]: I have nearly 10 huge ugly brutes.
[12:26] Jazzcatnya: Yes, but the catgirls can easily flaunt their stuff, do the sexy jutsu, and all is lost on your part
[12:26] [teh kev]: The thing is...
[12:26] [teh kev]: ugly brutes have a BO attack.
[12:26] Jazzcatnya: they will nose bleeding in minutes
[12:27] Jazzcatnya: catgirls are immune to that. They go to the bathroom in catboxes...like Caesar's. Have you EVER SMELT THAT THING???
[12:27] [teh kev]: I grew up with cats. I've also known people whose BO was worse than that.
[12:27] [teh kev]: Besides, my catboys will draw off your catgirls
[12:27] [teh kev]: Then my ugly brutes can charge in heedlessly anyway.
[12:27] Jazzcatnya: nu-uh, cuz catgirls are loyal. They will always come back to their Master: Me!
[12:28] Jazzcatnya: excuse, me, MISTRESS...sorry, i get confused sometimes
[12:28] [teh kev]: Catboys + Catgirls = orgy. They'll be too busy with eachother and catnip.
[12:29] Jazzcatnya: since the catgirls are more agile, they'll just dive outta the way, and leave it to teh lazorbeams!
[12:29] Jazzcatnya: Damn...you got me there
[12:29] [teh kev]: You can't rely on pure sex appeal...
[12:29] Jazzcatnya: but wait! If I own all the catpeople, who's gonna do that???
[12:29] [teh kev]: You only have the catgirls. I also have the Furries as well.
[12:30] Jazzcatnya: friggin catboys...even i've been seduced >,<
[12:30] Jazzcatnya: *fumes for a minute*
[12:30] [teh kev]: See, if you're gonna try to conquer the world, ya gotta think about this stuff!
[12:31] Jazzcatnya: Seeeeee, that's why i needed you, dude!
[12:31] [teh kev]: I'm already doing my own plotting, my apologies.
[12:31] Jazzcatnya: ;_; we could be allies!
[12:31] [teh kev]: Ah, but you want me to be your lackey.
[12:31] Jazzcatnya: actualllly, there
[12:31] Jazzcatnya: s
[12:31] Jazzcatnya: two options, if you read correctly
[12:32] Jazzcatnya: There are allies and lackeys
[12:32] [teh kev]: I don't need alliances. Thanks for your offer, I'll be sure to save you a state... d'you want Washington, Delaware, or Georgia?
[12:33] Jazzcatnya: >>>,<<<< nuuuuuu!!! *ish shot*
[12:33] [teh kev]: If you want to turn in an application for another state, you'll have to wait until I can review it during a meeting.
[12:34] Jazzcatnya: FINE! I don't need your help! CHANTS: PEACE AND LOVE! PEACE AND LOVE!
[12:34] [teh kev]: *does the V thing, has a flashy grin that twinkles in the sunlight, and then disappears* (I gotta do homework anyway, this is a good breaking point )
[12:35] Jazzcatnya: haha, *storms away*

End of [teh kev] buffer: Mon Sep 04 12:39:12 2006

DAMN! Well, anyone want to be my techincal assistant??

Response to [teh kev] thing from :

"Hey He may have most of all the other furries so to say BUT
He'll never have my lovely pets on his side We'll own all the
CROSSbreeds! and lot of my characters are crossbreeds

not just with humans

OH and not to forget about my fantasy one too
*smiles bigger* you know Sprites, fairies, Elves, and so on
AND we'll have the FLYING BEEPING FUZZBALLS and Ninja kitties
I own the Ninja Kitties so XP WE'll win and Take over the world
*Giggles* sorry I can't do an evil laugh *pouts* that's why I'm the lackey "
`This all sounds good to me XD!


IT STARTS
Here are the deviations pertaining to my cause ^_^

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-FAN ART!!!! - LACKEYS FOR TEH WIN!!!!
-Ninja kitties fan art by and another char. that will help us win [link] AND ANOTHER cool pic!!-->
- Collab with
-Fan art by Thankies! I look smooth like a pimp, lol (i got his 1000 hits!)
-Rock Lee-esque Training outfit



there's a lot more...to compile laters.



ok, we NOW HAVE A DENTAL PLAN as proposed by :

-any teeth you knock out of your opponents, you can keep.

- QUESTION: "Insurance plan? Oooo Can we keep their bodys then? becuase I've got pets that need to eat raw meant after every
two moths (scarlats). OH and could we have their blood too? Evo
every two or four weeks will need to suck on blood
Be it animal or human OH and And I want their stuff X3"

ANSWER from Jazz: HO-kay, you can HAVE THEIR bodies and stuff, but ONLY if you absolutely need them for things. And if they have no family, or so on and so forth. See, I'm a FAIR leader. You can't just go around raping, pillaging, and stealing, silly (wait, well, i have to do SOME of that stuff, being a pirate and all)! There's a method to my madness tho...i think...0_o Ok, so....i'll steal cookies!!! and hearts! and those little bells offa kitty-pets. XD

IF you guys want anything else, submit it to me and I'll add it in.

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notes to self:Diabolical Doings~

1) If anyone wants to create fanart go right ahead
2) CREATE HUGE PIC OF EVERYONE TOGETHER!



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* "Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
"yah, I think so brain, but where are we going to find rubber pants our size?" *

>>>SO JOIN ME! THE PANTS COMMAND YOU!<<<
SUPAH SPACE PIRATE KITTEH JAZZ-CHAN GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! pew pew pew!!!
Take over the world with me, Pweez?
*Jazzcatnyaaa~*
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